January 2010
I'm just so in love...
Set the Fire to the Third Bar - Snow Patrol
Homophobic Cunt.
jessehamner:
Attention to the girl on the right. These two girls were my best friends in high school. The one in black accepts my “alternate lifestyle.” And, as for the one in the striped shirt, she cuts me out of pictures and pretends I don’t exist. This is the picture as it should be. Oh, I’m saying something. God forbid the preacher’s kid be seen with a lesbian!
Man..that sucks. I am...
“Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of...”
– Obviously Mitch Hedberg is great.
you have now made me feel like the world's biggest...
fuckyeahamanda:
thanks. im sorry that i am such a raging bitch and cant get over my past. well, neither can you. so, just stop. i cant.
i just cant.
im going to go get in the shower and sob.
*hugs* even though you said I wasn’t special earlier ;) I forgive and forget =)
@pantspocket
fuckyeahamanda:
pantspocket:
amandaswaney:
You seem to like all my things! It makes me happy! Do you do that to everyone you follow or do you actually like the stuff I post?
=)
I definitely don’t do that to everyone I follow, and your stuff makes me laugh a lot! So, thank you! I am partial to certain people, though, and if I like your stuff and I think you’re a cool person, chances are I...
New followers!
Oh hai! Thanks for following..
redheadgazelle
&
icawood
I hope you are both doing well today! =)
@pantspocket
You seem to like all my things! It makes me happy! Do you do that to everyone you follow or do you actually like the stuff I post?
=)
I had a dream..
that I had a dream that I had sex with Olivia Wilde and I told my girlfriend and she got wicked mad at me!
Then I told her in real life and she just agreed that it was awesome (the sex with Olivia Wilde part).
Teen Mom is on!
Yes!
College is a Complete Scam!
Oh great! I go to a state school. Yes! I pay so much less for classes! Good, the beginning of the semester…FUCK this book costs $200! This defeats the purpose of going to a cheap school! I’m going to a cheap school because I don’t have the money to go to anything more expensive but throwing these book prices on students is NOT a way to keep them in school!
Fuck you book prices!
Today was a great day :)
I got up at 630 this morning to go to work with my mom. I filed sooo many papers and everyone at her work was so happy to have me there to help do mind-numbing work. Little do they know it’s not nearly as mind-numbing if you listen to your ipod while you do it! I made a good $200 today, why would I complain. Toni acted as the housewife today and cleaned the whole apartment :) She is just so...
All awesome Nickelodeon shows!!!! →
Last night..
Toni and I hung out with another gay couple. We have never had another gay couple (that wasn’t my sister) to just hang out with! They made homemade pizza and pizza and set them out on the table like we were actual guests. We played Apples to Apples and Cranium and drank beer. We shared stories of each other and laughed all night long. I am so excited to finally have some other gay friends!...
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would...
Apparently I can't keep you interested.
You’re always distracted by something and it isn’t me.
